SO HERE'S THE SCOOP- YOU GIVE US A CALL, TEXT, EMAIL, CARRIER PIGEON, SKY WRITER MESSAGE. YOU GET IT. WE SHOW UP WITH OUR SIGNS THE NIGHT BEFORE AND SET IT ALL UP FOR YOU. WE WILL SEND YOU A PIC AS VERIFICATION. AND YOUR LOVED ONE WAKES UP TO AN AMAZING SURPRISE! THAT NIGHT, ONE OF US MONKEYS WILL REMOVE THE LITERARY HAPPINESS SO WE CAN SPREAD THE SUNSHINE TO OTHERS.
NEVER EVER EVER! REMOVE THE SIGNS, MOW YOUR GRASS, OR LET YOUR DOGGOS MARK THEIR TERRITORY! (BUT YOU CAN SEND US DOGGO PICS, JUST BECAUSE)
PAYMENT IS DUE AT TIME OF BOOKING TO RESERVE YOUR SPOT. WE ACCEPT VENMO, CASH OR ALCOHOL. (JUST KIDDING. BUT NOT REALLY)
PRICES: $80 PER YARD/ DAY. $30 FOR EACH ADDITIONAL DAY $1/MILE IF YOU ARE OUT OF THE 10 MILE RANGE. CHECK OUT THE MAP ON OUR CONTACT PAGE.
LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO:
REFUND POLICY: No refunds will be given:
If the homeowner requests the yard greeting to be removed.
If the client gives us the wrong address. Duh
If the installer is denied access to a gated community.
If animals or animal poop prevents the display from being set up. Seriously, clean up the poop!
If there are errors that occur on order submission. Again, duh.
If there are any other circumstances that prevent the installer from setting up the display that are out of their control.
RIGHT OF REFUSAL: TOTALLY BANANAS LLC reserves the right to decline orders that are deemed inappropriate for the nature of our business. This may include items of a political, disrespectful or lewd nature. (Unless we think it's funny) If an order is declined, a full refund will be given.
TOTALLY BANANAS LLC and all representatives are not liable for any injury or damage that may be caused to any person or personal property during the use, set up or removal of any rental.
PHOTOS: By sharing your personal photos of your yard greeting with TOTALLY BANANAS you automatically give consent for the photos to be used for advertising purposes, without compensation, including but not limited to TOTALLY BANANAS website and social media outlets. You are also giving consent for us to mock, draw a mustache or share any photos that may also include children or minors in the photograph.
By placing an order with TOTALLY BANANAS LLC you agree to all of the terms and conditions stated above.
Any damage, destruction or tampering with the TOTALLY BANANAS signs and stakes is prohibited. Signs and stakes should not be moved without consent from TOTALLY BANANAS YARD CARDS. You are responsible for replacement of the graphic, letter or stake at full replacement value.
INCLEMENT WEATHER: We will not be able to deliver or take down your yard card if there is inclement weather such as lightning, thunderstorms, heavy rains, high winds, a blizzard, icy roads, the plague, locust swarm, sharknado or other hazardous weather conditions that prevent set up, take down or will jeopardize the installer’s safety or the safety of our signs. If we are not able to install the yard greeting due to inclement weather, the customer can choose to reschedule to a new date based on availability or receive a full refund.